Thursday, June 22, 2023

To Err is a Mistake?

Table Talk from the desk of Rabbi Alexander Seinfeld
June 23, 2023 • 3 Tamuz 5783 • Parshas Korach (Num 16-18)
The purpose of this blog is to lead the Shabbat table toward perfection. Please share.
Happy birthday shoutout to Gina!

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As you can see in this screenshot, we've got some momentum! Thanks to many of you for helping get us there.

Along this publishing road, here's something funny that happened to me this week....

We've been working on the e-book version of Body and Soul - for Kindle, Apple Books, etc. - for over a month. The conversion has been slow because of the hundreds of footnotes, endnotes and cross-references that all had to be hot-linked.

Two weeks ago, the ebook-conversion people sent us a "completed" file that was full of errors.

This week, they sent us the revised file.

I'm happy to say that, while not perfect, I think it's good enough to publish. (For now; we'll perhaps press them to get it a bit more perfect in the meantime.)

Kindleupload 2Publishing it for Kindle is pretty straightforward and it didn't take long to receive this warm confirmation.

The funny part didn't occur until a few hours later, when Amazon sent us the following email:
 
During our review, we found that your book contains interior and/or cover content that’s available from a different publisher. We need you to confirm your publishing rights before the book is made available on Amazon.
 
Body & Soul: The Torah Path to Health, Fitness, and a Holy Life by Seinfeld, Alexander (AUTHOR); Grove, Daniel (AUTHOR) (ID: 54985871)
 
To publish the book(s), reply to this email and send documentation and/or verification showing you hold rights to the content. Please submit any documents you have, along with an explanation of any previously published books within 5 days. If we do not receive the appropriate documentation, the book(s) will be unavailable for sale on Amazon.
 
Acceptable documentation may include:
• A letter from the previous publisher reverting rights back to the author
• A signed copy of the agreement between you and the author
• A signed copy of the agreement between the author and the previous publisher
• A signed letter from the previous publisher indicating that they do not object to your edition
• Documentation showing the previous publisher holds nonexclusive rights
 
If you have questions or believe you've received this email in error, reply to this message.
 
Thanks for using Amazon KDP.

The problem with this email is that both books have the same author, publisher and copyright holder! They're asking me to write a letter to myself giving myself permission to publish my book for Kindle!

First thought: "Aha! Amazon made a mistake! Gotcha!"

But then I thought, "Is that plausible? That Amazon made a mistake? Isn't that almost like saying that Moses made a mistake?"

That one reconsideration - that perhaps Amazon did not make a mistake - enabled me to find the true mistake, which was of course mine and not Amazon's. 

On the print book, we have the publisher listed as Jewish Spiritual Literacy Press. On the e-book, we abbreviated it to JSLI. 

It was our mistake, not Amazon's. Amazon does not make mistakes.

Let's repeat that: Amazon does not make mistakes.

But seriously, this is a real question for your table: Is there anyone we can rightfully expect not to make a mistake? Are there some people who ought to feel like they must be perfect?


Shabbat Shalom

PS The Kindle edition is indeed now live - CLICK HERE.

PPS The new Torah Health and Fitness landing page is growing and improving daily - please check it out and send me your feedback.

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