Did You Hear the One About...

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.... the guy who could never remember the punchline of a joke?

Get it?

Remember, the purpose of this email is to read it aloud at your Friday night dinner table.

Here are a few more:

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.

Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dyin' to get in.

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

A guy walks into a library and says, "Hi, I'll have the fish please."
The librarian says, "Sir, this is a library."
The guy whispers, "Oh, I'm sorry! I'll have the fish."

Survey time for your table - 5 questions....

Which of these is the best? The worst?

Why are "bad" jokes good?

What's the world's best "bad" joke?

(Send it my way and I'll send you a prize.)

You often hear people talk about "Jewish" humor — is there such a thing?
(Hint - click on the image above.)


Shabbat Shalom


A mensch tracht un Got lacht — A person plans and God laughs.

 

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